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May 02, 2008
My site has been moved over to another server
Like you give a fuck, really. I don't even care, but I am redesigning my site, it needs it, this one is sloppy. I want to bring back a cool gallery with all the old stuff, have a media area, a downloadable media kit and a clean look that's easy for a drunk to update.
The tour is pretty much wrapped up so I am going in a new direction. I miss my fans and the new show is really comming along. If you haven't seen my show in a while You'll want to catch it. Trust me.
I have two Portland dates coming, on on May 16th and on June 7th I will have the last Cripple xXx date with Joe. So stay tuned for those details.
LB
Posted by Lonnie at 10:35 AM
January 14, 2008
Cripple xXx Update
At the end February Joe and I will be launching the national tour. Leg one is a mix of Northwest dates and some Midwest dates. We are still trying to add some more venues to the tour but the confirmed dates are below. The first official lunch date is in the Seattle area at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland, WA which is just outside Seattle. I’ll be honest, I look forward to the date because it will allow be to switch my focus from the business end to the comedy end. I’ll have more info for you in the coming month.
Thanks.
LB
Laughs Comedy Spot:
Thursday February 21st - Kirkland, WA
The Kelso Theater Pub:
Saturday February 23rd - Kelso, WA
Jack-Sons Sports Bar
Thursday February 28th -Yakima, WA
Jack-sons Sports Bar:
Friday February 29th - Kennewick, WA
Brickwall Comedy Club:
Sunday March 2nd -Spokane, WA
SeanKelly’s:
Wednesday March 5th -Missoula, MT
LJ’s Club Car and Sports Bar:
Friday March 7th -Remer, MN
The Comedy Corner Underground:
Saturday March 8th -Minneapolis, MN
Posted by Lonnie at 02:16 PM
September 25, 2007
A CPX open Letter, please read, IT’S IMPORTANT!!!
To all of you that are Myspace friends and to those who are more. Please read this letter, it really is very important to both Joe and I. Afterwards post to your friends list and ask the same of them.
We really need your help; we are enlisting you to help wage a war. Over the last year we have been trying to put together our tour, Cripple xXx. We have had our ups and downs, successes and losses, moments of true fucking happiness and times where we just were ready to throw in the towel. However, Joe and I finely can say we are ready to take this adventure across the country.
It takes a lot of energy and hard work to put together a tour, more than I had ever thought and unfortunately we can't do it all. Our resources are limited. We just can't fly to every city to find the right place. This is where we need you. We are still doing our own leg work, trust me, I''m at it from the second I get up in the morning but any help at all from all of you will make things even easier, and Joe and I really want this to finally become a reality.
At the moment, this is a fifty city tour that will start in Kelso, WA or Seattle and go across the top half of the United, down to Florida and then across the bottom of the country and then back up to Portland. The entire list of potential cities is listed below, and if you don't see your city that doesn't mean we wouldn't come. All you need to do is let us know you want your city to help host the tour and we will be there.
If you know of a bar that can seat 50 to 200 people and has a stage or stage area and a mic, if you have a buddy that owns a bar or hell even a buddy that knows a buddy who owes them a favor, seedy or otherwise. Here is your chance to help, by getting in contact with us to either get us the info and a contact person we can speak with or help us arrange the date. We have all the promo for the tour, in digital or hard copy format. We will go into any town, small or large. It doesn't even matter to us if it is a little seedy. In fact we prefer it to be a dive, the two of us are a little dead inside anyway, so the rooms we perform in should be the same.
We aren't against doing it in a comedy club either, what we are against is having to conform to the comedy club format for this show. To be told what we can say and what we can't and to be judged by two old dead fucks that just came in on the wrong night and shared their opinions of our show in the form of a comment card. That's not fun for comics and those are the only rooms we don't want to perform in because we don't want to help you get people in your doors and make you any money. We would rather steal your business for one night. And if for one night a comedy club could just think outside the box and let us do what we know best, not only will the show be fucking great but we will draw peoplet hrough your doors to boost.
Here is the bottom line; we just want to do what we love most in life. To step on stages and make people laugh and not be told how we should do it. WE know how, we are funny.
Thank you all for your past support and any support in the future and I hope we will see you soon out on the front lines.
Lonnie and Joe.
If you don't see your city, it doesn't mean we will not come.
We will fill in Info as it becomes availble to us.
Cripple xXx tour dates:
Seattle, WA---TBA
Yakima, WA---TBA
Tri-cities, WA---TBA
Pendleton, OR---TBA
Ontario, OR---TBA
Idaho Falls, ID---TBA
Butte, MT---TBA
Missoula, MT---TBA
Helena, MT---TBA
Billings, MT---TBA
Minot, ND---TBA
Fargo, ND---TBA
Minneapolis/St Paul, MN---TBA
Green Bay, WI---TBA
Milwaukee, IL---TBA
Chicago, IL---TBA
Indianapolis, IN---TBA
Columbus, OH---TBA
Louisville, KY---TBA
Nashville, TN---TBA
Memphis, TN---TBA
Birmingham, AL---TBA
Atlanta, GA---TBA
Charlotte, NC---TBA
Jacksonville, FL
Orlando, FL---TBA
Montgomery, AL---TBA
Mobile, AL---TBA
Baton Rouge, NO---TBA
Houston, TX---TBA
Austin, TX---TBA
Dallas, TX---TBA
Oklahoma City, OK---TBA
Kansas city, MO---TBA
St Lois, MO---TBA
Cedar Rapids, MI
Des Moines, IA---TBA
Omaha, NB---TBA
Denver, CO---TBA
Colorado Springs, CO---TBA
Albuquerque, NM---TBA
Tucson, AZ---TBA
Phoenix, AZ---TBA
San Francisco, CA
Santa Rosa, CA---TBA
Grants Pass, OR---TBA
Eugene, OR---TBA
Salam, OR---TBA
Portland, OR---TBA
Posted by Lonnie at 10:59 PM
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