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Photo Gallery

On the old site, I a had a different photo gallery that was of course a fancy script that was suppose to make everything easier for both me to upload the photos and the traffic dropping by to view them. Then the script broke and that left both of us shit out of luck. For the last two years I have had no photos on my site until now. I can finally say the old photos from back in the day are back up, and that includes the old tit collection I had. The new galleries are easier than ever before to look at. They are designed in a Flash viewer that even a no-armed burn victim could navigate through. If for any reason you can't than you better be missing legs too and be across the room from your computer because otherwise you are a complete disaster to society.


Controls
  • Mouse: Click or use mousewheel to navigate
  • Keyboard: Use Cursor keys, Home, End, Page Up/Down/left arrow/right arrow to navigate

The old Galleries

 

The Old Tit Collection: Click here

Description:

When I had my old site, this was back in 2000 I believe. I was starting to gather a pretty "hefty" collection of tits. I always said I was a tit guy and over the years collected some great ones, and some train wrecks. Either way, it is a pleasure to bring the old set back. I hope to add some new ones soon, but until then... enjoy.

Stanhope show of 2000 Click here

Description: If I'm not mistaken, this was the second time I opened up for stanhope. I'm not sure because I've never walked away from one of his shows remembering much, and anyone who does didn't do the show the way it was intended.

 

Wedding Bliss Click here

Description: Believe it or not I was married at one time and yes I even enjoyed it to some degree. Like a good routine though, eventually you get the light and it’s time to get off stage. This is the old set of pictures from that night. We had disposable cameras on all the tables for everyone to take pictures with. In hind site, it was not such a great idea considering I invited comedians, who by default are socially retarded.

 

Random pictures Click here

Description: Just a little random crap from back in the day.